An interview
Recently went for an interview for a job (yes I’m still working, if you are curious).
Some of us might have met with the worst interviews ever. I’m sure mine is mild compared to a lot out there. But I just feel like writing it down for future references and the world to see. Shame them or whatever. Too bad I couldn’t put the name down.
I was asked to go to a Starbucks outlet for the interview citing “the interviewer prefers to interview out of office”. It felt a little suspicious right away. I was thinking “is it that bad that you cannot show your office to just an interviewee?”. I went anyway.
So punctually I was there; after riding through the rain with my rain jacket. I bought coffee and sat down wondering how the heck am I supposed to figure out who the hell is the interviewer? So I call the company’s line. A lady picked up and I told her about the situation.
me: Hi, I’m here for the interview today. But I do not know how am I supposed to know who is the interviewer?
lady: Oh, I’ll call him and get back to you.
me: Okay.
lady *hangs up*
She didn’t even get my number.
I tried to call back after and couldn’t get through for a number of times.
Then suddenly this guy, the interviewer, sprang up from behind me. He apparently tried his luck as I was trying to call back to his ‘company’ on my phone. Well, he had some.
I shall not go into details about the interview except a little bit of the conversation. I’m too lazy to keep spelling i-n-t-e-r-v-i-e-w-e-r, he’s not worth the energy, so I shall label him i* (it really doesn’t matter how you want to think of the letter; but I really would prefer id*ot).
i*: … I would never outsource (*snobbish look*).
me: It really depends what kind of project you are doing.
i*: Yes, for small projects. I am not doing standard things.
me: You are not doing standard things? What are you doing then if it’s not standard things?
i*: *Thinks for a while* I will tell you if you (are selected and) join us.
me: Okay.
I already felt like walking off at this moment. A company that doesn’t show it’s office to the public, a website that looks like a last minute build, and projects that are ‘non-standard’ and couldn’t even reveal the sector it belongs to. Yeah I would work in that company. It sounds too good to be true and Project ‘Everything Non-standard’ would be cool. Although he had expressed that I most probably wouldn’t be selected because he is looking for a detailed person (he is telling a developer exactly that), I really hope he does pick and calls me. The only reason being that I can REJECT him citing “I’m really not into a company named after bullshyte”. No pun there.